Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people

Answer: If you haven't seen the clown, that's probably because he's hiding from you. But the clown only hides from gay people.
A Clown that hides from gay people, if you see the clown that means that you are not gay. sadly if you can't see the clown That means your Gay. People say he's a myth but he's not. He keeps following me and keeps honking his nose at me. Person A: " Have you seen the clown that hides from gay people " Person B: " No I have not ".